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Mommy goes nuts in Galveston and chooses trip to home depot over essential groceries and home items for family.
Galveston, TX: After a run from the door to the garage to the front door of the house, a one year old looked as though he'd been attacked by vampires. The bite on his neck had a white raised welp the size of a quarter, encircled by a red sea that spanned across his sweet self. Three bites on his forehead, and three more bits on his arms, sent mommy into a "rampage", sources say.
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS!", neighbors say they heard her screaming from inside the house Thursday night. Her husband was seen swatting mosquitos who managed to fight their way in the door for no less than 45 minutes after they arrived home.
Friday morning, the nutty mamma packed up said toddler and headed to home depot in lieu of much needed milk, and other food items from the groceries, to purchase not one, but FOUR mosquito bombs.
Our sources say she's on a mission.
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