Dear Blogger:

Dear Blog:

You have been a pain in my rumpus of late...not letting me sign in, not reconizing your old friend, Sae. Just when Patton had a great report at school yesterday...just when he wiped desitin in his hair...just when he te teed on his daddy....and just when he learned to "what does an Indian say?", you decided to not give me the time of day.

I see how it is. I'm back, baby, and you can't stop me. Only the wee little bean in my belly, who wakes me up precisely at 3 am every night and doesn't let me sleep anymore because I'm 36 weeks can stop me.

Now I must go. Trust me, blog.....I'm going to get you back for this. The item of "business" that Stinky P just created may be sent to you via UPS.

Sincerely,
SS